I think i should know how to make love to something innocent, without leaving my fingerprints out. Now, L-O-V-E is just another word I never learn to pronounce.
While i was blog walking i saw this sangat LOL tag in ee wenn's blog. so i've decided to do it too. its so FUN. :P Have you ever answered people meanly or sarcastically?
If yes, show us how mean and sarcastic you are!If no, then you should try at least once in your life with this tag
Rule :Respond to these as sarcastic / mean as you can.... If an annoying person says :
1) I am cute.
Oh, really. i think ur poop looks so much better.
2) I am the most beautiful / handsome person in the world.
Go fxck yourself then . :D[quoted from eewenn]
3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
Everyone hate you cause you have face problem .[quoted from eewenn.] 4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled.
Unlike you , I can multi-TASKED. 5) You don't know me? I am an artist; I have albums.
Yea , I'm Megan Fox :D [quoted from eewenn.]
If an annoying pretty woman / handsome man says :
1) I know you like me.
Ofcourse I do , if you give me all your money ;) [quoted from eewenn.]
2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
Im just looking at the pile of bird shit on your head .[quoted from eewenn]
3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type! oh hello, like you are my type? u dont even look like my SHIT.
4) Unless you are rich, don't dream that I will get a ride with you!
Dont dirty my car you bitch .[nice one eewenn.]
5) Look, I am pretty / handsome; I can make people hate you!
Really ? I can make ur dad fuck you.
If an annoying extremely ugly woman / man says :
1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
Sorry Is there a fly here?
2) May I have your cellphone number?
May I give you my shit to teman you?
3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night.
Nehh, i dont want to hang out with a pile of shit.
4) What do you like about me?
Who said anything about me liking you ? [quoted from eewenn] 5) I want you to say : I am pretty / handsome and you like me sooooo much!
I want you to look in that mirror that u cracked without touching it just now.
If your enemy says :
1) Hi, bitch!
HI BASTARD , Did your mom gain weight again ? She look fucking ugly just like you . [quoted from ee wenn]
2) You smell like shit!
You smell like bullshit ![quoted from eewenn]
3) I know you hate me because I am much better than you!
Nah , You THINK you are but you're not , haters make me famous bitch . [quoted from eewenn.]
4) What an ugly creature you are!
You talking bout yourself ? im glad that u noe.
5) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
Oh yeah. like u can even catch up when im walking.
I tag: 1.Lydia 2.Teressa 3.Cheryl Lee 4.Cherry Lee 5.Cheryl Yee 6.Ying Ye 7.JehSin 8.Kok Soon 9.Tze Jian 10.Yuen Yang as i dont know how to scold people like really mean. so my answers are not so nice. i like eewenn's its so mean and funny. i saw it i was like omg.
